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HOW TO KEEP THE OFFICE INTERESTING
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For
example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting
for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with
that.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Come to work in your pajamas.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss
is a different gender than you are.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these
names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to
disagree with you there, Chachi."
Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports
that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland.
Charge everyone $15 each.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Hang mistletoe over your desk.
Include a personal note on every email you send. "On a personal note, I'm
feeling a bit tired and grumpy today." "On a personal note, I'm pleased to
announce that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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